Twinkies are back!

Not that I care.  They're gross.  Late last year when they were disappearing, I was in the grocery store and this guy had several boxes of a certain confection in his cart.  He was telling someone that he was going to sell them on ebay.

Only problem, that he obviously didn't see, was that he didn't have a single box of Twinkies.  He had

Not quite the same thing.