I offered cookies to a woman where I work but she declined, said she was going on vacation and she needed to watch what she ate 'cause she wanted to look good.
When she came back, I asked where she'd gone and she said "New Orleans."
For whatever reasons the Essence Music Festival came to mind and I asked if she'd gone to that. She said yes.
"Did you see Idris Elba?"
She grinned, said she'd met him.
I moaned. I asked if he was as great looking in person as in photos.
"Uh-huh," she said. "And he smells even better."