I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!

I offered cookies to a woman where I work but she declined, said she was going on vacation and she needed to watch what she ate 'cause she wanted to look good.

When she came back, I asked where she'd gone and she said "New Orleans."

For whatever reasons the Essence Music Festival came to mind and I asked if she'd gone to that. She said yes.

"Did you see Idris Elba?"

She grinned, said she'd met him.

I moaned. I asked if he was as great looking in person as in photos.

"Uh-huh," she said. "And he smells even better."





sigh.