Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Sister, can you spare a. . .

I was waiting outside a building for a ride which did not seem to be forthcoming. A woman was passing and I stopped her.

"Could I bother you for the time?" I asked.

"No," she said and walked on.

Moments later she returned. "What did you say?" she asked.

"I asked for the time," I said.

"Oh," she told me, looking at her watch. "I thought you asked for a dime."

Uhm, okay. And what if I had? I mean what's a DIME???????

Was she afraid that if I asked her and 9,999,999 other people and got those dimes, I'd become a millionaire by begging????

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