Yes, I was anticipating the debut of Mr. Britney Spears. Not a completely bad song and he's even got a record company behind him now.
But Kevin, don't go thinking it's 'cause you're talented (I'm a Superstar! you say in your song, well, Baby, not quite). It's because you're a curiousity and here in America, we like that. We'll throw our money at that. Hell, even Paris Hilton sold enough albums to break the top ten.
Enjoy your 15, Kevin. The clock is ticking.