The Stones are coming, the Stones are coming!

The Rolling Stones will be just down the road in El Paso in October. With the Dave Matthews Band. Oh, yes, PRICE - Y.

But Mick is having throat problems and some concerts have been cancelled.

But if he does make it, do you think he'll be looking for another notch on his bedpost? And he had children by a black woman, a white woman and a Brazilian-- do you think he'd try for one half Mexican 'cause Juarez is just there across the border.

And if they make it, Keith is safe! He can climb all the cactuses he wants 'cause they don't get that big. But watch out for the prickles, Mr. Richards.